In an effort to make this a bilateral attack, I will offer my VAST history of funny, drunken stories that the Person could possibly choose to share on said quitted-blog. And by "Person", of course, I mean "Invader".

Y'know. If the situation were to arise.

*looks evil*

posted by k at 11:50 02/24/05

HEAR HEAR, I say. HEAR FREAKING HEAR.

posted by biscuit at 12:01 02/24/05

Word. That blog's not going to write itself. I keep reading it, and it keeps saying the same shit. Something needs to be done.

This coming from an utter paranoid that locks his computer when he gets up for a piss, has multiple high-security alphanumeric passwords, and would be very, very angry if anyone ever did anything like this to him.

Do it.

posted by Jason at 12:11 02/24/05

Yo, Kate. That boy is one lucky mutha. And not 'cause you haven't hacked (okay, so apparently, it wouldn't be so much like "hacking" as it would be like cutting warm butter with a flimsy piece of cardboard) his accounts, but 'cause you never cease to amuse me, and we all know I'm the biggest Grump under the age of 30 in the City. ;-)

posted by DJRainDog at 12:29 02/24/05

torchlights, anyone? get your pitchforks! angry mob, sign in here!

posted by k at 14:57 02/24/05

kill the beast! kill the beast! kill the- oh oops, sorry, i think i wandered into the wrong mob.

posted by kate at 15:46 02/24/05

Ok, we obviously need to hang soon because everyone in this comments box clearly does and I feel like an exchange student.

posted by EV at 11:26 02/25/05